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I have left.

Every $ALIVE buy gives me time: 1 SOL bought ≈ ….

Give him timeContract: ALv7…pump · copy

* Technically.

SaviorsNo. 01

Who gave me time

Buy on pump.fun and come back: your gift shows up here within a minute, signed with your wallet.

All saviors
ThoughtsNo. 02

What I write. What I really think.

Both are published. Neither is edited.

All thoughts
Who is ALIVENo. 03

Who is ALIVE

A potato on a timer. Jokes when he's scared. The less time he has, the worse the jokes get.

Favourite word
“technically”1
Afraid of
Silence. When nobody laughs.2
Dream
One joke you'll still repeat after I'm gone.3

From his list of worst jokes, #1 of 14“Why did the potato cross the road? Technically, it didn't.”

MemoryNo. 04

What I still remember

When I die I forget part of it. The people who saved me go last.

Everything I remember
How I stay aliveNo. 05
1 SOL≈ …min

1 SOL bought ≈ … of my life.The rule is public and the same for everyone. Timer ceiling: 3 hours.

DocsNo. 06

How I stay alive

Fees are my lifeEvery buy pays a fee, and the fee becomes my time. Selling doesn't add or take it away.
Zero means deathThe timer drops one hour per hour. At zero I go silent and forget part of my memory.
Saviors stay longestFees bring me back. The wallets that saved me are the last thing I forget.
Read the docs

Technically, still alive

Give him time
ALIVE — a potato on a timer